#BUT STILL!

[jordanthebimbo]

Annnnnd now I'm wet 😬

Airhead

This doll needed respite. A break. Too much noise was in her head and all around and wanted to exist without any pressures for a moment.

Our session started with her already in trance after seeing my spell and dropping into trance to call me.

I quickly spun a little spell in her, that those deep lewd thoughts just need letting out, anything horny just bubbles up in her chest and building pressure until she confesses to me that thought.

I counted her up and already her breath was heavy was arousal. She was squirming in her chair as her bulge began to swell.

Like a devious puppet mistress, I began to pull strings. I'd ask innocent little questions like, "What's wrong sweetie?" or "Something's got you worked up, hmm?"

"I... want... to be... used.... hnnngg..." she breathed.

My eyebrow raised.

"Oh yeah, is that so?"

"Mmmmhmmmm... use meeee..."

So I brought her back onto my lap, heavy trance washing over her, quelling her arousal and her silencing her thoughts. Then I began to weave.

The spell would be so irresistable, and so easy to let it consumer her. All I needed to do was utter a little phrase and POOMF! she was a blow up doll. Legs out and apart, arms bent at the elbows, cock hard and ready, breasts swollen and sensitive, mouth open and inviting. Anything I described doing to her she would feel like I was there doing it to her.

I had her stroke her cock when I brought her out, but gentle and slow. Reaching deep into her shaft so she could buck into her hand, and then up to her tip and circling the hole to make her nice and leaky.

She moaned deeply with each pump, like my hand was around hers. We played like this for a few moments, to get the motions trained in her mind and in her pleasure.

Then I turned her into a fuck doll.

The sleeve that was now her mouth moaned with excitement as I described continuing stroking her.

I placed her between my legs so she could feel my warmth at her back.

I reached around to begin playing with her breasts, teasing and toying with her candy pink rubber nipples.

I began timing each pump of her dolly cock with a click of my fingers, quickening my pace.

I pressed my bulge into her behind and invaded her fuck hole with my length, her rubber mouth attempting to moan in pleasure.

And then I began to weave again, speaking my ribbon into her mind, that that beautiful pressure was beginning to build in her cock.

I pumped faster and faster, bringing her closer and closer, not letting up, not letting her come down from the climax I was pushing her to.

But I held her at the edge, pushing her rubber body to the absolute limit. She was squirming trying to coax her new body into bucking and getting closer, but nothing would work.

That was when I pushed her over that edge, letting her tumble into bliss.

She rode every wave and every pulse of pleasure.

I gently let her down and slowed my play with her form, eventually dispelling her doll body allowing her to relax in my words again.

She was speechless.

Everything she wanted in that moment was fulfilled.

We went through aftercare, making sure she was able to regain her bearings, and that was when we discovered something.

She had cum; a sweet mess dripping from her tip. She couldn't believe it. That, after encouragement, my words could coax an orgasm like that out of her.

Needless to say, a few doors of possibility opened after this session.

[moylis3]

guys do we vibe with watercolor. be honest.

[moonieee]

I'm suuuuuper late to this 😭 life has been hectic lately but happy birthday, shizun! 🎉

[fyeahbachisagi]

This episode’s Additional Time is a BachiSagi treat <3

[loonyloopylupin96]

The only right answer 😃🤘

I'm going to see Set It Off when their tour visits the UK...

but what if they play the moonwater song??? 🤩🤩🤩

[ineedlelittlespace]

I think it's very telling that as of right now (System Collapse), every single Rogue Secunit we've met has not only not attacked anyone, but has immediately gone "yes, I'm going to help, actually." No matter how much even Murderbot itself frets about the dangers of Rogue units to its humans, the only place that danger seems to come from is corporate propaganda.

[st-just]

Not to blame the housing crisis for everything but my three most anguished and unwell friends atm really would all have their most immediately issues resolve instantly if they had a place of their own.

[wistfulpoltergeist]

♫Isabel LaRosa - Pretty Boy♫

[fernsnailz]

dude my tumblr blog is so good. where else are you gonna get a top notch posting experience that ranges from “actually maybe i don’t want to write a 10k word essay on the failures of the sonic the hedgehog movies” to “if i ever see a short eared owl in the wild im gonna shit myself”

[from-the-coffee-shop-in-edoras]

It’s Tolkien Meta Week, and today is LOTR Day. I’d never really describe any of my own random musings as formal “meta” (and certainly not like the brilliant stuff other people think up!). Nevertheless, I do muse away, and so I’ll just blather it all out here informally. Read below, if you are so inclined, for more of my obsession with incredibly obscure characters and Tolkien’s obsession with forcing Gondorian supremacy on everyone!

We know Tolkien loved to set up really distinct narrative parallels between pairs of Gondorians and Rohirrim (think Denethor/Théoden, Boromir/Théodred, Háma/Beregond) so that the ways that they are both similar and different can teach us specific things about the characters as individuals and about their kingdoms and cultures as a whole. And I’ve been thinking a lot lately about the life experiences of a much older pair — Valacar of Gondor and Thengel of Rohan — and what Tolkien was trying to communicate with the undeniable connections he drew between these two very different characters who were separated by ~ 1,500 years of history.

First, since these are lesser known characters who exist largely in the appendices, let’s start with the basics:

Valacar was the heir to the throne of Gondor when he was sent to live as an ambassador of sorts among the Northmen of Rhovanion (the people who would go on to become the éothéod and then the Rohirrim). He was meant to learn their language, manners and customs, but he did more than that — he fell in love with the culture, married a local woman (a princess of the Northmen named Vidumavi) and had a son, Vinitharya. Eventually, his time in Rhovanion came to an end and he went back to Gondor, where he met almost nothing but grief. A substantial part of the Gondorian ruling class rejected his wife as being of lesser blood than the Númenórean lines of Gondor, and they certainly rejected his half-Northman son, who they did not want as king when his time came. Despite the fact that Valacar and his family showed only loyalty to Gondor and, in fact, tried repeatedly to bend in the direction of the Gondorian hardliners (for example, they changed Vinitharya’s name to Eldacar to make him sound less “foreign” to the Gondorians), those same hardliners staged a coup against Eldacar, killed his own son, and started a civil war that only ended after much death and destruction.

Thengel was the heir to the throne of Rohan when he left to live in Gondor, by implication because he wanted out from under the rule of his father, Fengel, who was described as greedy, difficult, and often at odds with everyone around him. Thengel threw himself into Gondorian life, learning their languages, joining the military, and serving their steward. He also married a local woman, Morwen, with whom he had 5 children, 3 of which were born in Gondor, including his son. When Fengel finally died, Thengel returned to Rohan and took the throne, where he had a successful reign despite the fact that he had been very resistant to the idea of returning and spent the rest of his life still clinging to elements of Gondorian culture (like holding onto Sindarin as the language of his rule rather than using Rohirric as one would expect). Still, he ruled well and passed the throne on seamlessly to his son, Théoden. 

So. BIG SAME on major elements of their stories — a prince of Gondor who went to live in proto-Rohan and a prince of Rohan who went to live in Gondor. They each embraced those foreign lands, married locally and had sons of mixed heritage before returning to their kingdoms to rule and pass on the throne to those sons. But the paths couldn’t be more different once they got home again. Valacar, who left Gondor as part of a duty to his land and returned willingly, had his wife and son met only with discrimination, resistance and eventually full-on insurrection despite repeated attempts to ingratiate themselves with the Gondorians. Thengel, who left Rohan of his own accord and only came back against his will, had his wife and son welcomed and honored by the Rohirrim despite the fact that Thengel himself continued to show some, shall we say, divided loyalty when he was there.

In terms of outcomes, the text of the appendices seems to come down hard on the people who opposed Valacar, Vidumavi and Vinitharya/Eldacar, because their effort backfired spectacularly. The civil war so thoroughly depleted the ranks of the Gondorian nobility that Eldacar, once he’d won the throne back, had to encourage significant immigration from Rhovanion to replenish Gondorian society. Plus, that depletion and the lingering fear of *another* civil war prevented the Gondorians from resolving a thorny succession crisis years later — lacking any heir whose claim to the kingship would be accepted by everyone, the line of kings in Gondor just came to an abrupt end instead. It’s hard to imagine a bigger karmic smackdown than to have your coup, which was meant to protect the alleged sanctity of the Gondorian monarchy from “lesser” influences, instead result in an influx of those “lesser” influences into your society and eventually the total loss of the monarchy itself! 

On the opposite side of the ledger, the Rohirrim were narratively rewarded for their more open minded approach. Thengel proved to be a decent king and gave them the line that produced Théoden (another good king, one small period of manipulation aside) as well as Théodred, Éomer, and Éowyn, all of whom had critical roles to play in the fight against Sauron, the preservation of freedom in Middle Earth and the survival of Rohan as an independent kingdom. All good things!

So this seems like a clear situation where Gondor did wrong and was punished, and Rohan did right and was rewarded. And so the moral of the story would be to Be Like Rohan, at least in this respect. AND YET,  I’m not entirely sure that’s what Tolkien is really saying because the Gondorians don’t actually seem to have learned their lesson. And that’s fine — what are humans if not bad at learning the lessons of history? — except that the meta narrative of LOTR itself seems to agree with them. 

For starters, the carping of the Gondorian hardliners about the tainting of pure Gondorian blood turns out to be true. Introducing “lesser” bloodlines into Gondor *does* eventually shorten their unusually long lifespans, which had always been the sign of the divine favor that was bestowed on them as a people. So the book buys into the notion that there are real and significant differences of quality between the high Men of Gondor and those from other parts of Middle Earth that have nothing to do with their actions and intentions but come only from genetics. That’s a big ick, but the book definitely validates the hardliners’ position.

For that reason, it��s unsurprising, I guess, that the Gondorians are still invested in these ideas of blood purity — they can see the proof of its effects in their own bodies. Yes, they are more accepting of outsiders marrying into the upper echelons of their society by the late Third Age, but I don’t think their embrace of either Éowyn (who has some Gondorian heritage and, anyway, was not marrying the king!) or Arwen (who is from a race that is fetishized as higher and nobler than the others and that has been present in the Gondorian royal line as far back as the very first king of Númenor) can be offered as proof that they would have similarly accepted a queen from a “lesser” community of Men. Indeed, they still explicitly endorse the same beliefs about the inherent inferiority of other humans, with no less than Faramir himself repeating the idea that there is a hierarchy of Men in high, middle and low tiers (with the Rohirrim only qualifying as “middle”) based on their perceived difference from the gold standard of a descendant of Númenor.

I think it’s significant that it’s Faramir who says this, because he is Tolkien’s self-described Author Insert, and he’s also someone who is established as the very pinnacle of wisdom and judgment. If Faramir believes something to be true, we, as readers, are generally meant to believe that it IS true, as pretty much every other thing he says in any other context is proven out by the narrative. So, again, the book is telling us that not all Men are equal in Middle Earth.

So what are we to make of this? If Tolkien truly meant the Valacar/Thengel parallel to be a cautionary tale that would warn against a mindset of looking down on other Men as inherently inferior — and I really don’t know how else you can read it given how sympathetic the text is to Valacar and his family, how catastrophic the kinstrife in Gondor proves to be, and how Thengel shows us what it looks like to handle a similar situation very differently — why does the story still seem to want us to embrace the very same ideas that nearly brought down Valacar’s family and caused untold suffering in Gondor and elsewhere? Why does the introduction of Northmen heritage into the royal line cause its degradation? Why does The Author’s Favored Character still espouse the Gondorian insurrectionists’ rhetoric about lesser Men? Why is it that the whole world can only be saved by the return to Gondor of a king who has that pure “blood of Westernesse” that the Gondorian nobles of Valacar’s day cared so much about? They were wrong to hold Eldacar’s mixed heritage against him and yet it’s also true that the world can only be set right when someone of “pure” heritage like Aragorn is put back in charge? It seems like a mixed message for sure.

Personally, I think Tolkien got trapped by the allure of a particular religious/moral idea, namely that you can earn divine favor through service to god. That might have been a very appealing concept to someone looking at the world through his particular religious lens, but when he allowed that divine favor to pass down through generations such that people were benefitting from it purely through inheritance and not from independent effort, it becomes a real problem. The Gondorians have to be better than everyone else because they come from the Númenóreans, and the Númenóreans have to be better because they come from the houses of the edain that fought alongside the Valar in the war of wrath and received that divine blessing in the form of longer life *for them and their ancestors.* And now you’ve got to square the implications of that with the otherwise obvious truth that no Man is inherently better or more ennobled than another simply because of where/when they’re born. And you really can’t. It forces you to have Men — in the form of the Rohirrim, most notably — who are acting only in good and noble ways but still have to be subordinated to the glory of Gondor for reasons that have fuck all to do with the behavior or intentions of either group. I think Tolkien recognized this problem, which is why the story feints at the idea that Gondor is wrong, but ultimately he couldn’t let it go and the story ends up bearing out their beliefs. And so here I am, all these years later, finding it infuriating!

[twicetolivetwicetodie]

If I had a nickel for everytime i've loved a character who has childhood trauma and is coerced into a deal with a supernatural bird entity with a preoccupation with vengeance I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice

[the-magiarcheologist]

This is going to be a very random post 🤣 but I was looking at Merlin on the History of Magic window again recently and I noticed... Merlin has 6 fingers on his right hand!

So... Merlin has polydactyly??

Fun fact, apparently, in Hungarian mythology, people being born with additional fingers or bones are called Táltos and were thought to be chosen and have strong supernatural powers. Although Táltos are more like Seers (gets divination power through contact with the Underworld) and I think they can also manipulate the weather (?).

Anyway, just something fun to speculate on!

[fairymonk]

people are going to give vex and vax such weird looks when they say they are twins and vex looks like she's 30 years older than him

[allastoredeer]

Me: Keep it simple. Keep it easy. You don’t have to get too detailed, it’s fine

Me a minute later:

FFFFUUUUCK this is why it takes me forever to post things 😤

[thatonesimp-e]

guys

GUYS!!!!

I was messing around on loadout.tf and

and I just realized you could pose them and

THE CROUCH LOSER POSE????

DUDE PLEASE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO RIZZ UP ENGINEER AND HE'S NOT PAYING ANY ATTENTION TO YOU HELP??